I love my new shoes. I love my new shoes. *heavy breathing* I LOVE MY NEW SHOES. I LOVE MY NEW SHOES.***
Ok: I declare an amnesty. How many of y'all are dreaming about me? Eh? Come on, out with it. I've had three people admit as much in the last 36 hours, two directly to me and one anonymously on someone else's LJ.
It's the wind. It gets inside your head on these cold nights, and you end up dreaming someone else's dreams, stuff that's blown in from the north. There are polar bears up there right now who are normally plagued by terrible nightmares of me, who are currently dreaming about toucans and half coconuts full of punch with tiny umbrellas sticking out of the top. I blame climate change.
Anyway, if you
must dream about me, please make it something insanely exciting, involving - oh, I don't know - dinosaurs! Aston Martins! Giant diamonds! Undersea robots! And a very intelligent sidekick parrot! Ok?
Good.
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I just had one of those very specifically London un-language exchanges with my local shopkeep:
Him: Ayyy!
Me: Hooo!
Him: Fnuh?
Me: Eh ... *flaps hand*
Him: Ah!
Me: Ta.
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There is a very small mostly-grey cat mostly stuffed up my left trouserleg. She crawled up there while I was writing this. She isn't moving, and her toenails are digging uncomfortably into the arch of my foot, but this is perfectly offset by the feeling of her warm tummy pressed against the inside of my ankle, which is almost
unbearably pleasant and makes me want to bite something.